Crazy Car Leasing
My Grandma was thinking about car leasing when she unknowingly left some hot chocolate sauce simmering away on the stove one hot summer day back in 1994.
I was taking full advantage of the laminated kitchen floor, and doing way above the national speed limit in my segway. I had visions of a T-Rex on my tail, RUUNNN! My grandma on the other hand was picking home grown carrots from her garden, trying her hardest not to follow alice down the hole…
You should have me, I was having an absolute blast when suddently I skidded to avoid a baby roo that had found its way into the house. I fell straight onto the hot sauce. Ouch!
I screamed, so hard I may have ruptured my voice box, 3rd degree burns were bubbling on my skin. My grandma heard the almighty roar and ran in fronm the garden.
The old bird didn’t even warn me she was using the oven and now I had multiple burns to my face, what a day! So emotional, so hot!
When I learnt that she had been day dreaming about car leasing and not looking after the sauce, I was pretty outraged. I gathered her things and slung her out onto the street then got on my silky segway and rode all the way to visit Karl my GP.
My face was burnt and sore so for ease I grabbed a taxi and took the short ride home on 4 wheels. When I returned home, to my surprise, my Grandma was pouring petrol threw our letterbox and had a match in her right hand ready to set the semi-detached alight.
seeing as I had calmed down now, I asked her what she was playing at before. Apparently the idea about car leasing had distracted her, to the extent she had lost some more marbles in that brain of hers.
My first thought was CARE HOME. But i stopped and reconsidered. I will help her with her lease dream. I contacted a brilliant car leasing company who helped get the old girl back on track. Now me and my segway can live happily… Result!!
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